Mason Storm

What can be said about Mason that he hasn't already said himself?  Enfant terrible or loveable rogue, he’s been called many things over the years and most are unrepeatable. Often a divisive character with as many detractors as fans, Mason loves to tease and poke fun at critics and embrace (sometimes literally) and interact with his fans. But, there is one thing everyone can agree on, the beauty of his work.

As an artist, Mason flits from one medium to another, painting, sculpture, photography or anything else that may take his fancy in any given day. However, it is skill with a brush that has set him apart from his peers. A masterful touch and appreciation of materials and techniques sees him move seamlessly from baroque masterpieces to contemporary cartoon and everything in between. 

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Mason Storm - Bored Guards

12 - 26 October 2026

New paintings reveal the secret life of the people who have seen it all.

There are few jobs more enviable than being a gallery warden.

You sit in a beautiful building.
You are surrounded by priceless works of art.
You don’t have to pay £25 to get in.
You don’t have to queue.
You don’t have to read the wall text.
And, most importantly, you appear to be allowed to have a little nap.

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Mason storm - bored guards

Bored Guards is a new series of paintings devoted to the unsung heroes of the art world: the gallery guards who spend their working lives sitting beside masterpieces while the rest of us hand over our money for the privilege of looking at them.

The idea began after years of visiting galleries and exhibitions and wondering about the people in the chairs. What must it be like to have this job?

Imagine being paid to spend eight hours a day with Picasso, Rothko, Warhol and Hockney.

Meanwhile, outside, someone has paid £18.50, travelled for two hours, queued for forty minutes and bought a tote bag just to spend six minutes looking at a painting before being gently herded towards the exit.

And there, in the corner:

Gary. Asleep.

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